That Felix Cat Has Nine Lives (Guest Headline by Sammy Davis)
Felix Jose of all people is back in majors. He was recalled by the Diamondbacks from Triple-A. He has more comebacks than Aerosmith. Jose played for the Yankees in 2000 after being out of baseball since 1995.
He will fit perfectly into Arizona's youth movement. He can help all of their aging stars figure out their social security checks and I hear he's great at shuffleboard.