Kirby Puckett was charged today with sexually assaulting a woman in a men's room on September 6. That was the night that the Twins ended the A's 20-game winning streak with a 6-0 shutout by Brad Radke at home. The game lasted until about 10:30.
With a proud day as a celebrity in the middle of a pennant race completed, it was now Miller time. Two hours later, it was time for Puckett to drag unsuspecting women into the bathroom allegedly. He's Kirby Puckett. She was in Minnesota. It's his right, allegedly. Besides what was she doing near a bathroom-what else did she expect, allegedly?
Puckett was last seen whooping up the Twins troops in their dramatic victory over the A's in the division series, allegedly. I wonder how many women he had to molest-allegedly-before working himself up to those inspirational pep talks.