MLB is pimping the Expos in San Juan to the tune of $300,000 a game. Bud Selig is honing his used car saleman chops with offers like "$5.4 million for 18 games and $6 million for 20 games" plus a set of Ginsu knives. But wait! There's more! For callers in the next 10 minutes we'll throw in the Chop-O-Matic. It chops, it lops, it dices, it even juliennes. Act now!