Squirreling Away Stories

I have found a second story about a squirrel terrorizing a small town. Why the interest in squirrels you ask? Well, once I was eating lunch with friends in college when out of nowhere a squirrel leapt at least a good thirty feet down on one of my friends' back. He was fine, but it was one of the freakiest things that I have ever witnessed (I've got to get out more).

Anyway, here's a little piece we like to call the "When Squirrels Attack":

Squirrel terrorizes English villagers
RODENT MAYHEM A squirrel is spreading terror in a Cheshire town where it keeps attacking people. Its latest victim was a 2-year-old girl, British newspapers reported yesterday. In addition, grown
men have bee chased and residents of Knutsford, central England, are fearful of letting kids out to play, the Times newspaper said.