Mon Dieux! Les Expos in San Juan

That reminds me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon, in which Bugs in a dress-he was in a dress more than Milton Berle and J. Edgar Hoover combined-tells the southern character, "The Yankees are in Chattanooga!" Then the next scene shows the southerner pointing a gun at a dugout and yelling, "Come out of there you Yankees." You see they were playing the Chattanooga team. Ah, those were simpler times.

Anyway, the Expos are extremely close to playing two 10-game homestands in Puerto Rico next year. I hate to toot my own horn-in the sense that I love to-but I was the first to mention San Juan as a possible destination for the 'Spos in my five-part study entitled Les Exits. I don't know if it'll work out but they have the peeps or rather la gente.