Holy Moses! First, Royal Blister Next Murrain? Inquiring Minds Want to Know

Royal pitcher Jeremy Affeldt may be forced out of the starting rotation next year, and that's not just because he is a Royals pitcher. Affeldt has been and continues to be afflicted with the mother of all blisters on his throwing hand. He has been placed on the DL for a third of the season because of it and now must leave Dominican winter ball to get it taken care of. Get this, he is going to visit a plastic surgeon to remedy the problem.

For all of you blister sufferers out there, until you get your own celebrity-hosted telethon, RealWoman.com recommends Ungvita Vitamin A ointment.

To quote the Violent Femmes, "Oh my momma momma mo my mother." (I know it's in "Add It Up" but it should be in "Blister in the Sun"). Well, my job here is done.