Apparently, some copycat moron threw a cell phone at Sean Burroughs tonight at Wrigley--what is it with these Chicagoans? Anyway, this idiot at least did not have the aim that Carl Everett's pelter did: the phone hit Burroughs on the foot.
No one was arrested, and the Barney Fifes in the windy hamlet erroneously indicated that no one was hit by the phone in their report. No wonder the show is not called CPD Blue. If you visit Chitown, I hope you don't lose your wallet. These buffoons can't track down the cuplrit even when his phone number is contained in a piece of evidence (i.e., the phone itself).