Apparently, the cell tosser did get tossed in a cell. Thanks to Frank Gill for the link. And apols to the Barney Fifes in Chicago. Also, apols to Don Knotts for comparing him to a Chicago cops.
Frank also sent me this report that the White Sox are upping their security to ensure that upper-deck fans don't mix with the hoity-toity field-level dwellers. My reaction: 1) Who's to say that the field-levelers can't become drunken louts, too, and 2) one moron just ruined it for a bunch of decent fans who get to move up to the good seats. Many of my best baseball moments came from this bending of the rules, and no, it never caused me to run on the field and hump the leg of an umpire. I hope that the rest of the South Side faithful unleash their displeasure with this decision on the moron, and not the security or White Sox personnel.