Todd Jones, hear Sir Todd Jones
"I wouldn't want a gay guy being around me."
With a head of bedrock,
He's a scrub with an ERA of six point three.
Should gays ride with this busher in the pen?
Maybe he should worry about himself and not them.
When you're with sir Todd Jones,
You'll have a homophobic good time,
John Rocker, too, time.
You'll have an anti-gay old time.
(Fred Flintstone Rock, Kodachrome Basin State Park, Utah--now there's a rockhead, and I don't mean Joe Rockhead.)