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Newsday reports that the Yankees intend to cut Juan Acevedo. Evidentally, George got upset by the way Acevedo gave up the lead on one pitch in Roger Clemens latest bid to win 300 games and bring world peace. Jason Anderson and Al Reyes return to fill out the puppet show and bullpen ("If I told them once, I told them a million times: that's bullpen and puppet show"). Jose Contreras is going on the DL and Jeff Weaver is going back to the rotation. And I'll get to Scotland before ye.
Meanwhile, in Flushed Meadows, CBS Sportsline reports, the Mets are calling up prized rookie, Jose Reyes, to replace injured Rey Sanchez at short. Reyes arrives just in time to became depressed about his future.
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