OK, here goes...

AL East:
Yankees, (Blue) Jays, Red Sox, (Devil) Rays, O'Jays (I know, I swapped the Jays and the Sox at the last minute)

AL Central:
Cleveland, Chicago (WC), Minnesota, Detroit, Kansas City

AL West:
Oakland of Sacramento, Texas of Arlington, Bakersfield of Anaheim, Seattle of Olympia

NL East:
Atlanta, Mets (WC), Phils, Washingon, Florida

NL Central:
St. Louis, Milwaukee, Houston, Chicago, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati

NL West:
Los Angeles of Dodgers, San Diego, Arizona, San Francisco, Colorado of Anaheim

ALCS: A's over Yankees
NLCS: Braves over Cards
World Series: A's over Braves
Worst Teams: Marlins and Royals
Most likely to be contracted: Marlins, Twins
Strike or Lockout: Neither, but Don Fehr and Bud Selig will be wed by the start of next season
Results of Steroid Probe: Bud Selig will come out smelling like roses (pun intended), George Will will write am editorial supporting MLB. Joe Morgan will blame Billy Beane...and Leon is getting laaaaaarger!