Jeff Kent-Walt Weiss Memorial Baseball Darwin Awards, VIII
by Mike Carminati
Never punch a drunk with your pitching hand!
—Crash Davis in "Bull Durham"
Kevin Brown decided to top Kyle Farsnworth by punching a clubhouse wall yesterday. At least he knew enough to take Crash Davis's advice: he hit that wall with his non-pitching hand. Of course, Crash would also have reminded him that he is a 39-year-old, oft-injured and much needed veteran pitcher in the midst of a pennant drive, who has no business punching walls with any part of his person.