Second base ump Dana Demuth just called Dustin Mohr safe on second on a seemingly botched stolen base attempt. Mohr slid head first and away from the tag but the ball and mitt were down and waiting for the slide. I cannot see any angle that does not demonstrate the Mohr was not out.
By the way, Thom Brennaman just referred to Mark Mulder as MARTIN Mulder. I thought he was great in Mr. Mom.
Earlier, Steve Lyons in discussing Milton's no-hitter against an Angels lineup of largely September call-ups a few years ago, said that, "Even a three-year-old with a bat can do a lot of damage." So can a moron with a microphone.