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"I Object! You Should Smell Him When He's Sober"
In a shocking turn of events, the defense attorney for the accused David Wells attacker claims that Wells was ''stinking drunk'' when he instigated a fight even though he admits that his client approached the pitcher. He continued that Wells bore the brunt of the clash since he "was so drunk that he was unable to carry out his code of physical violence."
The always-circumspect lefty was unavailable for comment.
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