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"Baseball's Glad Lexicon"
2004-04-10 01:19
by Mike Carminati

These are the gladdest of possible words:
"Joe Morgan Chat Day today."
Reductio ad absurdum, his facts fleetly blurred,
Joe Morgan Chat Day today
Ruthlessly promulgating gonfalon babble,
Making a giant hit with the ole rabble--
His words numb your brain like a bad game of Scrabble:
"Joe Morgan Chat Day today!"

(And boy, have I missed him.)

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