David Bell To Become "Taco" Bell As Part of Corporate Sponsorship
Bud Selig and Major League Baseball have sunk to a new low in venality one day after attempting to cozy up to the nearly-contract Twins' faithful. As the World Series shifts to San Francisco's Pac Bell Stadium, Taco Bell (no relation) will be installing a 15-foot wide floating target in McCovey's Cove. If someone hits the target everyone in America and, one would assume, its territiritories would be entitled to a free taco. The only drawback is that everyone in America is entitled to a free taco.