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"Smell-A-Vision Replaces Television"
Today is officially the slowest baseball news day of the year. The following is an actual ESPN headline:
Yankees' Matsui has root canal
If the writer had been a little more creative he could have come up with Godzilla vs. Toothra or something.
And for those enquiring minds who must know, tooth and Yankee are doing fine. Thanks for asking.
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