For those of you not yet sick of the Corkin' Sammy saga, ESPN reports that Sosa has been suspended eight games. However, he is appealing (in both senses of that word) so he will face the Yankees (and Roger Clemens in his third try at 300 wins) as the Cubs play host to the interleague series this weekend. I'm sure that MLB doesn't mind that Sammy is available for the high-profile series.
ESPN also has a recent history of funky-bat suspensions. I forgot to mention Chris Sabo the other day.