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Jeff Kent-Walt Weiss Memorial Baseball Darwin Awards, VIII
2004-09-04 23:19
by Mike Carminati

Never punch a drunk with your pitching hand!

—Crash Davis in "Bull Durham"

Kevin Brown decided to top Kyle Farsnworth by punching a clubhouse wall yesterday. At least he knew enough to take Crash Davis's advice: he hit that wall with his non-pitching hand. Of course, Crash would also have reminded him that he is a 39-year-old, oft-injured and much needed veteran pitcher in the midst of a pennant drive, who has no business punching walls with any part of his person.

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